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A few replies to the comments made to me by the members of my household. 


"Please do not ask me what's for dinner before you finish your breakfast."


"No, I do not know where you left your socks, underwear, shoes, backpack, hair brush, Legos, Ninja Turtle, hamster, string cheese, etc."


"No, you can not have a snake for a pet.  See the above answer for why!"


"You are going to make me say it aren't you. O.K. here it goes. BECAUSE I SAID SO!"


"You're right it is all my fault!  You know the Kennedy assassination and the hole in the ozone layer.  Yeah, that was me too."


"I'm negotiating world peace! What do you think I'm doing in the bathroom!"


"Really, I'm the meanest Mommy in the world!  Wow! last week I was only the meanest Mommy in the state. I know I've been trying hard, but to move up the ranks so fast. Wow, do you think they'll give me a medal or certificate or something?"


"Good Night Stinkies, I love you too."

Pseudo-Monday Confessional

I purchase Green Tea Lattes at the gas station instead of Mocha Lattes because I have myself convinced they're healthy!
As if anything purchased from the counter that serves Cheddar Jalapeño Corndogs could be healthy.

Advice From A Cartoon Princess: Belle

Okay, I do like a Disney movie.  But this cracked me up.

"The more you stay with one person the more it feels like home, Stockholm!!

And everybody said " AAWWWW"

Just when you think you've seen the cutest things in the world.  You find a picture of a baby dolphin.

My baby is just as cute when he's swimming with his mama. 

A scene in the life

Picture this:
Interior /Day:
The hard working mother has just finished tucking in the last loose piece of the freshly cleaned slip cover.
She stands back to see the effort of her hard work.

In spins a whirling dervish of a six year old boy.  Spinning and jumping with a glass of water in his hand. Out of the glass comes half the water all over the slip cover.

Mother: " I just finshed cleaning that!"
Boy: laughs at his mother's distress.
Mother: Taking the glass from the boys hand throws the remaining water in his face.
Boy: Frozen in shock
Mom: silently hands boy a towel
Boy: "I think I'll finish my homework."

Yes it was completely impulsive and childish but it sure felt good.